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[–] jedibob5 5 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] jedibob5 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Update: The two 7-8 playoff teams might meet in the championship. The division winner needs ~27 total points between Josh Jacobs and the GB D/ST tonight, but my match is decided and I have stumbled ass-backward into the championship game.

I think it's mostly come down to injury luck lol. My team is (somehow) fully healthy, and my opponent has Alvin Kamara, George Pickens, and Cade Otton all hurt this week.

...There may be a vote next offseason to redo the wildcard spots lol

EDIT: Yep, it's the two teams from Purgatory Division in the title game. This is weird as hell.

[–] jedibob5 4 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I don't know what anyone expected. The bigger you make the playoff, the more blowouts you're going to get. If you want a more competitive first round, contract the playoffs to 8.

[–] jedibob5 2 points 1 week ago

Goodbye

...and yes, I'd love some!

[–] jedibob5 4 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] jedibob5 8 points 1 week ago (19 children)
[–] jedibob5 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Our league actually overrides ESPN's default playoff settings, so the top two in each division make it. It's a fairly unusual league, but we've been doing it for a while now, and we like to experiment with rules.

I made it in on the craziest fluke - every single other team in my division lost in the final week except me, and I scored enough points to make up the total points tiebreaker gap just enough to squeak into the playoffs. My opponent in round 1 is 12-3, so we'll see if the insane luck holds...

 
[–] jedibob5 5 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Like it or not, it's kinda necessary for any semblance of league parity. I don't feel like there's any fairer way of doing it that would still result in a competitive league.

[–] jedibob5 2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

The fact that there was even a debate between whether a team with two losses to 6-6 teams or a team that was 0-1 against ranked opponents should have a title shot is proof that the playoff is just too damn big.

Should have never gone past 6 teams, 8 at the very most.

[–] jedibob5 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Do you think the homemade seasoning mix is worthwhile over store-bought? Haven't tried that one before.

Glad you enjoyed it!

[–] jedibob5 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] jedibob5 8 points 4 weeks ago (10 children)
 
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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by jedibob5 to c/sourdough
 

I've been making these sourdough bagels for a couple of years now, and they are just incredible. The sourdough tang plays great with the everything seasoning, and it absolutely blows away anything I've had from a grocery store or deli. This recipe is adapted from a Reddit post by a u/978nobody, but I've made enough changes to it by this point that it's kinda my own thing.

Ingredients:

  • 200g active starter
  • 750g bread flour
  • 360g water
  • 15g honey
  • 10g salt (go to 15g if not mixing the everything seasoning into the dough)
  • Optional: ~2 tbsp everything bagel seasoning, adjust to preference, plus more for topping. Other mixins/toppings can probably be used as desired.
  • ~1tbsp baking soda
  • Spoonful of malted barley syrup, can also use brown sugar or molasses
  • Optional: One beaten egg or egg yolk for brushing

Add starter, water, honey and salt to a large bowl and mix to combine, then add the flour and everything seasoning. Stir with a large wooden spoon until a shaggy ball of dough forms. Cover with a damp towel and let autolyze for 30 minutes, then, to quote the original recipe, "knead like crazy until your arms are tired." I've found it's pretty difficult to get this dough to fully pass the windowpane test, so I just knead until I can stretch it pretty thin.

Once kneaded, cover the bowl with a damp towel again and bulk proof until 1.5x size. I highly recommend setting a bit of dough aside in a small covered jar as an aliquot to track the rise. This usually takes me at least 6-8 hours, which I've read is because adding mix-ins to sourdough makes it take longer to proof, but it's worth the wait. If the weather is cold, I usually put it in the oven with the light turned on to make sure it's in a mildly warm environment.

Once proofed, split the dough into 8 roughly equal pieces, and shape into bagels. Place onto a baking sheet lined with parchment or greased foil, cover the whole thing with a wet towel, and put it in the fridge to cold ferment overnight.

In the morning, preheat your oven to 425 F (220 C), and set a large pot of water on the stove to boil. While it heats, stir the baking soda and malted barley syrup into the water. Once boiling, add the bagels 2-3 at a time depending on the size of your pot, and boil for 1 minute and 30 seconds, flipping them over halfway through. Return the boiled bagels to the baking sheet.

Once boiled, brush the tops with the egg wash and sprinkle with a generous amount of everything seasoning if desired, then bake until golden brown, 20-25 minutes. Let cool for at least 15 minutes if you want to eat some fresh (and who wouldn't?), but otherwise, let cool completely before storing.

Other notes:

  • The baking soda/barley syrup solution has a tendency to foam up and boil over if it gets too hot, so make sure not to leave it unattended. The cold bagels tend to keep the temp manageable, but be ready to remove the pot from the heat for a bit if things start to foam up.
  • When reheating, they're great toasted, but I've found they are remarkably resistant to browning, so don't expect much color. I can max out my toaster and maybe get a slight tinge of brown.
  • They keep pretty well in the fridge if you want them to last longer. I put them in gallon bags with a bit of paper towel to try and absorb excess moisture. If you fridge them, I recommend slicing them in half first, as they can be pretty tough to cut through once they're cold.

Hope yall enjoy the pics! If anyone else decides to make these, be sure to let me know how they turned out!

 

What do you think they should call their next release?

 
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[x-post] DEEP ROCK GALAXY. (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 2 months ago by jedibob5 to c/sbubby
 
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Astro what now?? (self.sbubby)
submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by jedibob5 to c/sbubby
 

Just a quick and simple logoswap this time. Hope yall like it!

 

The DLC may have had a buggy as hell release, but the soundtrack still goes hard AF.

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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by jedibob5 to c/edh
 

What are some commanders that you would build in a heartbeat if they worked just slightly differently?

I've always lamented that Toshiro Umezawa's ability didn’t also apply to sorceries. Spellslinger isn't really a theme that's associated with mono-B, so Toshiro's effect is rather unique and interesting.

But then you look at Black's selection of instants, and outside of spells that just kill things, the selection is dire. There’s some card draw, a handful of niche/limited reanimator pieces, the odd ritual here and there, and an assortment of other odds and ends. There just isn't enough quality or volume to build a theme around anything other than just killing things.

The only way to incorporate actual wincons that are related to the theme of the deck that I can think of would be grinding everyone down with Blood Artist effects and heavy board control, and if you want to win with Blood Artist, why not just run Aristocrats instead?

If it were instants and sorceries, Toshiro would be able to do a lot more interesting things that otherwise couldn't be easily accomplished in mono-B. Breaking timing restrictions on sorceries might've been kinda problematic back in the original Kamigawa block, but these days there are enough commanders that can do that, to the point where it's probably not that big of a deal.

Any other commanders you wish worked just slightly differently?

 

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