isaaclyman

joined 6 months ago
[–] isaaclyman 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Do we think anyone would actually opt in?

I’m not saying you’re wrong, just that making it opt-in is probably seen in this case as equivalent to throwing the entire feature in the trash.

[–] isaaclyman 38 points 5 months ago (1 children)

“I’m not owned! I’m not owned!” I continue to insist as I slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob

[–] isaaclyman 22 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Back during the real estate frenzy of the late 2010s I would get calls all the time asking how much I would sell my house for. I’d say “I could probably let it go for 2 million dollars.” (Even at the ridiculous peak, it was never worth more than 750k.) There would be a few seconds of silence on the line while they actually looked up my house. Then they’d say “oh.” And hang up as fast as humanly possible.

[–] isaaclyman 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

So you’re offering me a Death Note, except better

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