instamat

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[–] instamat 10 points 1 year ago

I can’t believe an event created by Geoff Keighly could be generic or average

[–] instamat 10 points 1 year ago

So it’s more like a dog guest book, got it. Does anyone know why they pee where they pee? My dog picks a particular spot in the bushes at my parent’s house and he does it without fail every time.

And my male dog pees on the same spot as my female dog. What up with that?

[–] instamat 4 points 1 year ago

Or John Carpenter

[–] instamat 2 points 1 year ago
[–] instamat 3 points 1 year ago

Who do you think I am? Einstein??

[–] instamat 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Why do police have unions?

[–] instamat 2 points 1 year ago

Someone else mentioned that they raffle off tickets to be on it when it does. I remember there were QR codes posted to be entered in the drawing for the July 4th sailing.

[–] instamat 1 points 1 year ago

Slammed! As in “Be. Gone. You. Foul. Pile. Of. SHIT!” Or whatever they called their poo back then.

[–] instamat 2 points 1 year ago

Makes sense. Gittem, boys!

[–] instamat 1 points 1 year ago

Okay, now explain why his finger smells like his ass

[–] instamat 2 points 1 year ago

If only I didn’t have a bad case of thalassophobia. frustrated top noises

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