i_simp_4_tedcruz

joined 1 year ago
[–] i_simp_4_tedcruz 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

Accepted.

However for this to work, we have to physically relocate Miami.

[–] i_simp_4_tedcruz 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Ok, so here's what happened, buddy. Crazy usually means reduced inhibitions. Reduced inhibitions= good in bed because you're not overthinking, you're just doing what feels awesome.

Then you go out with a girl that's not batshit insane and doesn't go from 0-100 with everyone they bang, right away. You're disappointed. Why does it feel like this normal girl isn't obsessed with my body immediately? Why is she holding back? It can't be you, so you attribute it to her being bad in bed rather than the obvious answer that she's learning you and isn't completely comfortable yet.

That kind of stuff comes with time. Unless you're batshit insane.

Tldr: you rushed it with the "normal girls" and you could probably spend some more time growing close to them before declaring them inferior in bed.

[–] i_simp_4_tedcruz 1 points 7 months ago

That's how multiplication by 1000 works

[–] i_simp_4_tedcruz 3 points 7 months ago

Have they not invented blue painters tape where you're from?

[–] i_simp_4_tedcruz 20 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I just hate the wet noises that accompany it. Same thing with kissing scenes where they have a shotgun mic basically inside their mouths. It drives my sensory issues up a wall.

[–] i_simp_4_tedcruz -1 points 8 months ago

Angrily. The game is full of ropers, trolls, toxic players playing the toxic mechanic. I'd like to love this game, but it's a bunch of sweat lords playing bitch mechanics all trying to prove who's the biggest scumbag.

[–] i_simp_4_tedcruz 2 points 8 months ago

This could have been a real punishment if they made her hand sign a letter to every Georgian over voting age. That's justice. Let her chatgpt the letter. Also make her sign every single one 5 days a week, 8 hours a day until she's done.

[–] i_simp_4_tedcruz 4 points 8 months ago

Cool man. You finally made a comment that made me conjure an image that was so gross that I had to cleanse my palate by reading something more wholesome. I chose your username.

[–] i_simp_4_tedcruz 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Nobody wants to talk about the fact that this is very clearly a former Pizza Hut?

[–] i_simp_4_tedcruz 1 points 8 months ago

Yeah. .01% seems small, but that means that out of every 10,000 Teslas sold, one of them has already caught fire. That's a ridiculously huge number

[–] i_simp_4_tedcruz 2 points 8 months ago

Ho mangiato la cipolla

[–] i_simp_4_tedcruz 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)

There's got to be a better term dude

 

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This dude posts a wildly racist meme of Michelle Obama. I report the post. Funnily enough, the racist post is posted by the mod of dankmemes, dankchristianmemes and some other shit hole.

Said mod then starts sending abusive transphobic messages to me. Try to report the user. Nothing happens when I hit the button.

Shit like this is why Lemmy isn't a viable alternative yet. We need to do better and be better.

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