hungryphrog

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

You mean civets.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

How could you forget tuxedo?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

like those cartoon characters that hit their clock with a hammer

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Hawaii is wayyyy too small to meet the coffee demands of a country as big as the US.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

People actually do that? I only take a few painkillers when I'm on my period.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Free tube tying is really different from forced removal of a healthy organ, which is just mutilation.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

I'm going to remove this guy's lungs if he doesn't shut the fuck up

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

No abortions = no arteries

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Cereal. I thought I had lactose intolerance once and switched to lactose-free milk, but the farts didn't stop.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Yeah, how dare they stand up for human rights even after being told not to! Because everyone knows that blind obedience has never resulted in anything bad.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Good reply. I'd also note that the working class sadly tends to have less education, which is very useful because it has made common people easier to control and lie to since the dawn of time.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Suprisingly not, but I do dutch oven myself a lot.

 

Today when I was visiting the marketplace for some new pots, I came across a merchant selling these odd, a bit fabric-like white sheets. He told me that the Egyptians make these from reeds to write on them.

Personally, I don't see a need for such a material. Just use a clay tablet like a normal person!

 
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Another MASH quot(rul)e (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 
 
 

So, I'm planning on buying myself a (second-hand) laptop once I get the money. I'm nowhere near tech-savvy so it has to be easy to use, but also I want something that is built to last, as opposed to certain (looking at you, Apple) devices that are desinged to become unusable within a next couple of years.

Any recommendations?

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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by [email protected] to c/explainlikeimfive
 

Pretty much every time I cry, my nose gets super runny and my throat gets slimy. Why is that?

 
 

So, embarassing story: I went to the baths, took off my clothes, and left my tunic there. I had nobody to watch them because my slave ran away the other day, and when I came back, it was gone. So, if there's anyone nearby willing to lend me an extra tunic, please DM me ASAP. It's getting cold here.

P.S. Does anyone know any good curses to write on my curse tablet?

 

So I'm looking for a tool that can tell me the total cost of things I buy. Like if I buy item A for 1,20€, item B for 5,60€ and item C for 10€, it tells me how much the things I'm buying cost, which would be 16,80€ in this case.

I tried looking it up, but apparently ddg is once again incapable of showing any relevant results.

 

So, I happen to be a king near the Mediterranean (not telling where bc I don't wannna doxx myself), and the other day a messanger ran into my palace shouting "the sea people are coming!".

I told him that there can't be 'sea people' because people live on land and not in the sea, but he kept insisting that there are 'sea people' and they're coming, so I had him drowned to prove that people living in the sea is impossible.

Now all kids in the city are talking about 'sea people' and it's driving me nuts. I hope this trend goes away soon.

 
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