helpImTrappedOnline

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[โ€“] helpImTrappedOnline 1 points 7 months ago

That's cool. Glad someone is still doing them.

[โ€“] helpImTrappedOnline 1 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Large school or small? Just curious.

[โ€“] helpImTrappedOnline 6 points 7 months ago

Give her time. She clearly got the mental care, not the "watch what you're doing" care.

[โ€“] helpImTrappedOnline 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Mum writes all passwords down...in random notebooks and on scraps of paper.

Want to set up Netflix on new device? Time to guess which email was used and hope we find the password for it so we can reset the Netflix password again.

[โ€“] helpImTrappedOnline 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Easy, you put 4 TVs on each side. A good signal splitter and some nice speakers overhead and you all enjoy watching tv at a strange angle that hurts your neck. (Also don't try to do surround sound).

[โ€“] helpImTrappedOnline 29 points 7 months ago

The one snail "I dont get it, why's everyone getting on this thing, its jus...oh god I'm sinking through these gaps! What devil made this contraption!!!"

[โ€“] helpImTrappedOnline 7 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Yes, but they are much less frequent now. Something about funding and liability.

Even taking kids across the street to the local library requires a mountain of paperwork and waivers.

[โ€“] helpImTrappedOnline 9 points 7 months ago

How about they colabortate on a messegaing standard instead?

[โ€“] helpImTrappedOnline 15 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

"Welcome to your new job Private. Here we run a fully automatic system. You just need to watch this screen and let me know if there are any issues with the bleeps, the sweeps or the creeps. Got that?"

[โ€“] helpImTrappedOnline 16 points 7 months ago

Perhaps this AI thing is just a sham and there are tiny gnomes in the servers answering all the questions as fast as they can. Unfortuanlty, there are not enough qualified tiny gnomes to handle the increased work load. They have begun to outsource to the leprechauns who run the random text generators.

Luckily the artistic hypersonic orcs seem to be doing fine...for the most part

[โ€“] helpImTrappedOnline 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Well on the bright side, these things will start learning from reddit. More garbage for us to chuckle at.

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