helpImTrappedOnline

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[–] helpImTrappedOnline 22 points 3 months ago

You can edit titles on Lemmy, make say "BS journalists throwing google under the bus to get more ad revenue from google ads."

[–] helpImTrappedOnline 7 points 3 months ago

Why not encourage microsoft to get their shit together? Office software seems to be the only thing they are actually good at.

These are the types of features we need to encourage. Who cares if its 20 years late, I'd rather they focus on notepad than "AI" and breaking local accounts.

[–] helpImTrappedOnline 4 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Unfortuanlty, we've evoled into rose colored contacts. While it is undeniable the standard of living has improved, that standard has become much harder to obtain. There was a time where the average young man could expect to own a house by 30. Now the average young man questions why their 1LBK costs 2k a month and they can't save for shit.

[–] helpImTrappedOnline 3 points 3 months ago

Those fancy sinks you can't fit your hands in and just splash water everywhere. We have peaked as a race, its all downhill now.

[–] helpImTrappedOnline 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I used it for a while, until they put some old shows (1990 era) I was in the middle of watching behind a paywall.

I get it for new shows, but I was happily watching old stuff with ads blocked by ad-block. Theres probably a reason for the change, but I can't guess why. /s

They were also down every other week, so I wasn't going to pay for something I could only use 75% of the time.

[–] helpImTrappedOnline 18 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Yes, but chances are kids won't figure out the meaning until late middle-high school. At that point the young adult should be less sensitive to childish bullying (although the way some kids are these days, she might have trouble)

She basically has until Karal the bug nerd figures it out, but chances are he's got his own troubles to deal with.

[–] helpImTrappedOnline 4 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Why bother getting to know their politics? The UK has been going through Prime Ministers faster than McDonalds fry cooks.

/s

[–] helpImTrappedOnline 13 points 3 months ago

Ring Around the Rosie

[–] helpImTrappedOnline 41 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] helpImTrappedOnline 6 points 3 months ago

Now send this version (with the same unedited caption) to everyone.

[–] helpImTrappedOnline 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

That verb is quite cumbersome to use, I propose the following;

  • "A quick ducking"
  • "I ducked it"
  • "Go duck it!"
  • "You should duck him"
  • "never duck that"
  • "You should often duck yourself to learn what it will be like when other people duck you."
[–] helpImTrappedOnline 7 points 3 months ago

The problem with that plan is it requires actual punishment for a large corporation and that is bad for campaign funds.

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