helpImTrappedOnline

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[–] helpImTrappedOnline 6 points 2 months ago

How could anyone be so insesivite to use the non inclusive word "man"

Everyone knows Daffy is of duckkind. We should use a more inclusive wording such as "jumble of atoms vs x"

[–] helpImTrappedOnline 85 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Yup and the all negative reviews are inexplicably removed.

If any physical store got a dangerous product, was made undeniably aware of the danger and continued to sell the product - they'd be in a lot of trouble.

[–] helpImTrappedOnline 22 points 2 months ago

That pot got stashed safley away in some corner, while the rest where actually used and eventually broken over time.

[–] helpImTrappedOnline 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

This is not really a useful answer, but its an option


make a scary looking autoreply; "the link you have sent is has been detected as mailware and has been blocked". Just play dumb and ask for a PDF/some other means of file transfer.

[–] helpImTrappedOnline 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Some people dont realize there's alternatives to much of anything - they use what's handed to them and that's that.

[–] helpImTrappedOnline 2 points 2 months ago

But only the ones they can't understand, which is anything past a 2nd grade reading level.

[–] helpImTrappedOnline 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"I'll take bullshit for $100"

See gray on gray scroll bars...

[–] helpImTrappedOnline 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

"Stop staring at the TV, it'll rot your brain"

"Stop playing all those video games, it'll rot your brain"

"Here's an iPad with YouTube and tik tok"

[–] helpImTrappedOnline 71 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Unfortuanlty some professors got smart about this. "Submit as PDF and it if it don't open its not my problem"

[–] helpImTrappedOnline 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Words problem is partly because they tried to make it into a swiss army knife, but it just ended up being one of those goofy "multi-tool pens", that don't do anything good.

Okay, maybe thats an bit of an exaggeration, Word is amazing for text and pretty much any text related formatting you can think of*, but the second you want to add an image, it becomes a nightmare.

*from a non-technical person/ease of the GUI perspective. I know LaTek is much better getting your end goal efficiently, but Word can still get you there...eventually.

[–] helpImTrappedOnline 14 points 2 months ago (3 children)

No, thats a candy bar. Love it or hate it, there's no need drag a candy bar's name into this shit.

[–] helpImTrappedOnline 2 points 2 months ago

"911, what's your emergency?"

"Help my house on fire"

"Please hold while I transfer you"

....

"Bikini Bottom Fire Department at your service"

"Help my house is on fire!"

"Do you have a traffic essay due tomorrow?"

"no? What's that got with my burning house?!!!"

"Is your house under water?"

"Of course it is, that doesn't change the fact THAT MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE!!!

....[internal processing]...

Hey thanks the fire's gone!"

"You're welcome, that'll be $13.99"

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