hedhoncho

How do you eat a hamburger ten times the size of your head? One little fish pretending to be a fin at a time.

That’s why always microwave it! -my soggy ass

To be fair Elon was announced at the RNC aka the Break The Grindr party. Everyone was bummed that JD Vance had an Indian wife and he was barely a 6 (tho the talking heads kept shameless commenting how hott he was). All the pussy dried up and then Trumps crew started showing Musk off. He’s been a lovely item ever since. Guy is swept up in what little glamour there is for those swamp monsters. Now his tanks are tanking. The ~~kardassians~~ trump curse strikes again.

Don’t mess with nice guys.

Honestly if I was a woman any dude in life. Maybe even those goth dudes on black horses. Def the trees tho. They Hott af

Elon should offer to pay the tariff for new customers.

damn no wonder i feel so cheap after scrolling a fb feed for an hour

Ugh behead them all

He’s a cuck for god. They go nudist camping on sundays

I plan to throw trumps face on the ground

meanwhile a cis trucker at a truck stop has no problem getting sucked off by a dude in a dress while his highschool sweetheart wife cries with his 10 kids at home.

suprised they didn't just take off the L and the G as well. Or maybe label it "sexually confused straight people". I hate being called confused while these same arseholes can just call me a f*g