groats_survivor

joined 1 year ago
[–] groats_survivor 2 points 3 months ago

3rd time's the charm

[–] groats_survivor 0 points 3 months ago

Office depot you said?

[–] groats_survivor 14 points 3 months ago (5 children)

You only have so many beats in your heart, don't waste them all exercising

[–] groats_survivor 5 points 5 months ago

Yes? It was that forgettable

[–] groats_survivor -1 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] groats_survivor 4 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Just curious... what's the opposite of imposter syndrome?

[–] groats_survivor 4 points 6 months ago

Right? Big $0 on any pancake

[–] groats_survivor 99 points 6 months ago (10 children)

I remember a time before YouTube...it sounds like I will be living that time again

[–] groats_survivor 16 points 6 months ago

I assure you, Hunter Biden will not receive my vote for President of the United States

[–] groats_survivor 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Zevon? Or did I get whooshed?

[–] groats_survivor 2 points 7 months ago

"That's not good, I'm not happy"

[–] groats_survivor 11 points 7 months ago (6 children)

That's thallium (81) my dude, I had to check myself

I'm not sure if you should lick it though, id trust the chart

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