We're the Terminators of the animal kingdom. We're slow and deliberate, able to stalk our prey for days or weeks at a time, and can often come back from injuries that would be a death sentence for other animals.
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The unmarked will be slaves
This was 100% an AI-rewritten article lmao
It's really stupid. At one point fucking onions were at 10$/kg.
In the Philippines they're around 4$/kg where I live, and they're not even really nice potatoes.
Addiction is a hell of a thing
That's my plan. I didn't ask to be born into this shit. The day the human race is wiped out is the day the Earth can finally start to heal, and maybe produce a species that will do better.
Sure. And I used to be okay downloading my porn at 56kbps. Now I want my smut so hi-def that I can see the actors' emotional scars. Peoples' standards change as technology advances. If you want to be stuck in 2001, go right ahead, but that doesn't mean everyone else has to be.
As if we aren't already smack dab in the middle of it
Do it. All of the wizards in Discworld are hilarious in their own way.
That's a nice fuckin stick right there, king
So long as they're hurting the right people