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Has she burned her taste buds off? I know some people are like that but I don't get it. There are so many hot sauces that you can make pretty much anything spicy AND flavorful.

I love vinegar, so I'm not mad at Tabasco, but if I want something vinegary and only kind of spicy, I'm going for Cholula. But anyone who thinks there's a universal hot sauce is crazy. Different flavor profiles compliment different things. I have a couple of green sauces, a mango habanero, a chipotle, some Frank's, regular and garlic cholula, sriracha (made by the original farm), and if we add spicy stuff that isn't technically hot sauce, the list gets even longer.

...I'm temporarily banned from buying any more hot sauce.

I was partial to, "Hey, fucko."

I'm curious why you're so convinced of that. Literally none of her answers are anything crazy.

I have never met a guy who only wanted companionship.

Yuuup. I'm a former sex worker and it always cracks me up to see all these young women posting about looking for a "sugar daddy with no sugar." Like, that doesn't exist, or at least it's so rare it might as well not exist. All of my clients wanted some level of engagement outside of sex, but sex was definitely expected.

I've seen this a million times but it always makes me tear up a little. I guess little spiderbros are my gay swans.

I used it once to write a proclamation for work and what it spit out was mediocre. I ended up having to rewrite most of it. Now that I'm aware of how many resources AI uses, I refuse to use it, period. What it produces is in no way a good trade for what it costs.

That's the best part - they're all bad! I'm lucky I usually stick to government and most use governmentjobs.com, which isn't perfect but it's miles better. But when I've been looking for a second job or trying to see what's available in the private sector, I have yet to find a site that isn't trash.

Indeed has been trash for years, so that tracks. That's why I've only ever used it to figure out who (maybe) has jobs open and then apply directly - they have so much bad information.

Is this a 3rd party site? Every barista job on Starbucks' actual site says no experience or education required, so I'm pretty sure what's more infuriating is how god awful pretty much every job site has become.

Right? "I've been banned from enough communities on different topics that I can't keep track! Could it be that I'm an asshat? No, it's definitely the mods..."

What state do you live in? I used to take unemployment claims and there was no requirement to file the initial claim by a specific date (though I'm sure there would eventually be a cutoff). The hard deadlines were once the claim was filled because claimants have to go in weekly and certify that they're still unemployed and actively looking for work. It's possible you can still apply, and layoffs tend to be processed faster. I'd strongly recommend trying. The worst they can say is no.

Also, I realize your situation really sucks, and I don't want to downplay that at all, but I wouldn't be surprised if at least some of your expectation that you'll be rejected is coming through in interviews. Interviews are at least part about how good your acting skills are, which is ass, but also reality. I have often crippling depression and anxiety, but I'm great at faking positive and confident, and I've been offered most of the jobs I've interviewed for in my life. Not because I'm always the most educated or experienced candidate, but because I seem like I'll be tolerable to work with.

Oh and lie if you're overqualified - say you're looking to take a step back because you want to go back to school or something. Stupid but people respond better to that than the idea that we want to pay our bills and a job is a job.