fjord_monkey

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

...all of them?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm pretty sure it's actually the size of your 5th limb that makes the biggest difference.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Assume the position!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Pennywise is Swedish and therefore a femboy. She would be sucking her thumb and holding my pocket in no time.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

X censors anything that hurts elon's feelings. He just doesn't like it when he's not the one doing the censoring.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Not cool, but also correct etiquette for nasty farts at a party is to pretend not to notice (or to go round sniffing arses depending on the type of party) you were all being super rude.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

So you like men who put on their little alpha male performance and compensate for their many deep-seated insecurities by picking groups of people to hate? If I bought a Cybertruck and went gay for Jesus would that be.... Better? What if I had a gun collection and a poster of Steven segal that i rub one out to while sobbing manly tears because I'm totally not gay (don't you see my guns and bible?).

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But i will seriously put out the money on fuel to get to Rovaniemi if I think I'll get enough buckets out of it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (3 children)

By the way. Is there a specific day when businesses hand out free buckets? I'm growing a bunch of chilli plants and the containers i have are a bit on the large side for my flat.

 

So I got my head scanned and lo and behold, fucking white matter lesions just superior to the claustrum in my frontal lobe. So that explains my executive dysfunction. Seeing as that can't be treated with ritts, what job should I do that doesn't require planning and organisation, but does pay the bills? I am not good at my current job and need to switch for my mental health.

 

Probably about 1 kg (2,2 lbs) depending on what I've eaten.

 

Basically people upload a picture of their butt nuggets and the rest of the community rates it out of 10 according to quality and size.

 

Bitchin'

 

Swedish kraut rock

 

My kid wants a cat, but is highly allergic. I'm convinced this is the answer, but my SO isn't as sure. Thoughts?

 

An excellent throw.

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