essell

joined 8 months ago
[–] essell 24 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

So, odds he's Harambe's real dad?

[–] essell 1 points 1 day ago

Stuff exists so it can ask questions like "why is there stuff?"

[–] essell -2 points 1 day ago

You're that much of an ****?

[–] essell 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Is that the right wording?

I've always thought is was "... the medical emergency"

🤦

[–] essell 2 points 2 days ago

Ferengi Rule of Acquisition 255

A wife is a luxury… a smart accountant a necessity.

[–] essell 3 points 2 days ago

Movie logic. Also known as gay-bar logic.

[–] essell -2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Stuff costs more than it used to!

Young people use curse words!

Your social security check is late!

[–] essell 4 points 2 days ago

Humans take irrational and even inconsistent positions? Really. Good point. 🙄

[–] essell 15 points 3 days ago (2 children)

a classic conundrum. Which would you rather fight?

One guy with 19 guns or 19 guys with one gun? 🤔

[–] essell 3 points 4 days ago

I agree. UK police are generally great people in my experience and sincerely want to do their role well.

[–] essell 3 points 4 days ago

I believe they'd say Nordic

[–] essell 24 points 4 days ago (5 children)

I'd like to point out that Finland is not Scandinavian, because they'd want me to

 
 
 
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Philomena gets it (lemmy.world)
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Freedoms and love (lemmy.world)
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He wants to be a meme so much, it'll be in the manifesto

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Rishi Rule (lemmy.world)
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