espentan

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[–] espentan 2 points 1 month ago

Acidic rain happens when it's been a while since he last showered.

[–] espentan 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't want people to get comfortable. Eat, get out, make room for new customers.

[–] espentan 8 points 1 month ago

".. cause Santa just realized he can give to the many by taking out the few."

[–] espentan 3 points 1 month ago

Anything by Darlene Love.

[–] espentan 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There's a prince in Gambia who promised me millions if I lent him a helping hand.. haven't seen a penny.

[–] espentan 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Like Sniff did anything to earn that money.. I really can't stand that guy.

[–] espentan 9 points 1 month ago

Santa Claus, forced by a storm to make an emergency landing on a lonely schooner, felt an overwhelming unease as he followed the captain below deck..

[–] espentan 9 points 1 month ago

Digital Living Network Alliance. It could've been great, if not for companies like Apple cannibalizing it.

[–] espentan 53 points 1 month ago (6 children)

I suggest England take back America, just so Donald can feel how annoying backsies can be.

[–] espentan 1 points 1 month ago

Sounds like anyone's Monday to me..

[–] espentan 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I got curious; looks like leaded fuel was first introduced in the 1920s.

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