eren

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[–] eren 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Long, long ago in a land not far away, there were two million children that took up arms against the candy-hoarding grown ups. In this capitalistic dystopia, those with all the candy wielded all power. For example, pop-tarts and Snickers afforded one to hire your own Oompa Loompa or bribe a politician. Just like America, their society was in decline. But there was one silver lining to

[–] eren 1 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Long, long ago in a land not far away, there were two million children that took up arms against the candy-hoarding grown ups. In this capitalistic dystopia, those with all the candy wielded all power. For example, pop-tarts and Snickers afforded one to hire your own Oompa Loompa or bribe a politician. Just like America,

[–] eren 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Long, long ago in a land not far away, there were two million children that took up arms against the candy-hoarding grown ups.

Their leader, the one they call Emma with the largest and roundest biceps, was feared due to their

[–] eren 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Granted! Your immune system becomes so bolstered it became autoimmune as you eat your own brain out.

I wish it's less work to find a girlfriend.

[–] eren 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

You have my sword!

[–] eren 1 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Granted. You notice you burn fat in hours and become addicted. You die from starvation.

I wish I had a lamp with three wishes.

[–] eren 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Long, long ago in a land not far away, there were two million children that took up arms against the candy-hoarding grown ups.

Their leader, the one they call Emma with the largest and roundest

[–] eren 1 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Long, long ago in a land not far away, there were two million children that took up arms against the candy-hoarding grown ups. In this capitalistic dystopia, those with all the candy wielded all power. For example, pop-tarts and Snickers afforded one to hire your own Oompa Loompa or

[–] eren 7 points 1 year ago

I went from the rough equivalent of graduating with a 1.5gpa in high school and suicidal to making a grand total of 1 application and getting into a top 10 CS university in the States, literally giving me a second shot at life.

[–] eren 2 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Granted. No one in your country stays sick. There is an explosion in the elderly population. The pension fund runs out. Millions starve to death.

I wish I am all-knowledgeable.

[–] eren 1 points 1 year ago (8 children)

Long, long ago in a land not far away, there were two million children that took up arms against the candy-hoarding grown ups. In this capitalistic dystopia, those with all the candy wielded all power. For example, pop-tarts and Snickers afforded one to

[–] eren 2 points 1 year ago (10 children)

Long, long ago in a land not far away, there were two million children that took up arms against the candy-hoarding grown ups. In this capitalistic dystopia, those with all the candy wielded all power. For example, pop-

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