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Granted but every time you try to tell someone something you know all they hear is static noise or, if written, all they see is scribblings.
I wish I could print real all-American $100 USD Benjamin’s straight from my hands whenever I wanted.
Granted. However, subdermal printing has yet to be perfected leaving your freshly printed bills stained (and sometimes still wet) with your own blood.
I wish I could get a full night's sleep in a matter of minutes.
Granted! You will get a full night's sleep in a matter of minutes. You will fall asleep for 1 minute at 4 random times during the day.
I wish I could adjust my body temperature at will.
Granted. You notice you burn fat in hours and become addicted. You die from starvation.
I wish I had a lamp with three wishes.
Wish granted. As part of the contract you are turned into a genie and bound to the lamp for 1,000 years, and your three wishes will be granted after you first serve the lamp for that period of time.
I wish mosquitos bites bolstered immune systems instead of carrying diseases like malaria.
Granted! Your immune system becomes so bolstered it became autoimmune as you eat your own brain out.
I wish it's less work to find a girlfriend.
Granted! As technology develops rapidly it's become possible for companies to offer AI girlfriends for those seeking convenience.
I wish I could take a ride on a space shuttle and walk on the moon just once.