Needs updated to include rank increase/decrease since graduation, then I could quantify just how much of a disappointment I've become
edgemaster72
joined 2 years ago
NYPD: "The six fingered man has struck again!"
Random internet commenters urge open-door hearings on all Trump picks
At the same time
Slavers were so into owning human beings that they performed one of the biggest self-owns in history
If I had a time machine, I'd use it to go back in time and hand him a microphone to drop after that magnificent piece of writing
Give the poor kids coal, they yearn for the mines
Who gets naming rights for the river? I think Cincinnati River sounds alright.
On behalf of the Indiana delegation: approved
Now do all the others
Keep the star, add Puerto Rico, or if they decline, Washington DC
Pull every expired visa, rubber stamp the pardons for all of them on the off chance the person overstayed. I think you can limit the pardon only to the "crime" of overstaying, so you'd avoid pardoning actual criminals. That would get you most of the way there.
Margit's expression has put a smile on my face, thank you for sharing, internet stranger