dicksteele

joined 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 days ago (6 children)

How long before the Nintendo lawyers strike it down?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

“Sir your protein spheres have been heated to adequate temperature, you may consume them”

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

If you tell a girl to sit on your face. It means you are a 9.9/10 on the horny scale and you want her to use your face like it was the only way she could get rid of an itch on her vagina.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Is there ever enough money for companies? The game will sell well and most definitely turn a profit if they released it as just the base game with online option but they still manage to potentially milk every penny available before the game has even released. I know it’s rockstar and they are held to a different standard than other companies for some reason.

  • They make good games, no doubt there. Red dead 2 and gta 5 had an amazing open world.
  • They release horrible content for their games online content because it’s a money printer, even though it makes the game way less enjoyable (imo). I usually never play online for this reason, I remember I loaded up gta 5 online and was laser gunned by a guy on a flying bike. I respawned and shot him with a revolver and he spent the remainder of the game hunting me down, which was pretty funny, but wtf kind of content is that?! Fricking Flying bikes with fricking laser beams.
  • They rerelease the same game and repeat the process ad infinitum.
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Which kind of job was it?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I love fluid movement. Doing things in a state machine is usually the way to go in 2d platformers, which is what I mainly make. I like when your character can move around without issue, so double jump, sliding, rolling, attacking etc.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

I should add. All jokes aside, I love your computer. I am sure I had a similar one in the past.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Hi there George RR Martin. Are you finally going to finish the fucking winds of fucking winter?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

They do track a lot, for no real good reason either. Most of the cctv systems you see are blurry, especially at distance, storage of high quality video takes a lot of space and money I guess. It’s a crime deterrent at best but lately most criminals don’t really give a damn, you see wannabe gangsters riding around on bicycles or scooters with balaclavas on, so the real criminals can blend right in with the wannabes. Police presence only seems to exist when football is being played also. This joke of a country could do with a reset button, probably been that way for a long time.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

I’ve used posteo for years now. It’s a small cost and never have any issues with it.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago

On voyager you can block communities and filter keywords from post titles (not sure if it’s a voyager setting or a lemmy one though). My first two words are “Trump” and “Elon”, it has significantly improved my viewing experience as well as some other political words.

 

Maybe he should return to berry picking and eating bugs.

view more: next ›