deus

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[–] deus 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I am all service animal on this blessed day.

[–] deus 17 points 5 months ago (7 children)

We had a nice little Brazilian flag near the top left corner until it was covered by amonguses. Civilized my ass.

[–] deus 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

If I had a nickel for every time an ally sacrificed themselves for the Sunny to escape from an island I'd now have two nickels

[–] deus 37 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Imagine becoming a mass murderer for a woman you are into only for her to end up dating Deadpool instead

[–] deus 26 points 5 months ago (14 children)

It's a shame that's not the default because while do find EVs interesting there's no way I'm buying a car that may stop working after a failed software update. Did early EV manufacturers feel the need to put as many bleeding edge features as possible in their vehicles to make them more alluring? Cause I can't imagine another reason to turn a car into a driveable smartphone.

[–] deus 36 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Hot and well protected. It's all one could wish to be, really.

[–] deus 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I'll forever associate these glasses with the annoying boss from Office Space.

[–] deus 13 points 5 months ago (6 children)

There's a good chance the artist has seen their work being shared elsewhere without any mention to the author so I don't blame them.

[–] deus 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

It's in the fracking ship!!

[–] deus 27 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Born too late to be made of lead or asbestos, born just in time to be made of microplastics.

[–] deus 6 points 5 months ago

Amen. I don't mind walking but I do mind driving in busy and chaotic spaces. If I have the option I'll usually park as far away from other cars as physically possible.

[–] deus 22 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Region 5 looks like they said "screw it, let's just throw all the countries left into a single region and call it a day"

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