Fucking gallowboob lmao
I was just saying to my husband the other night, 'ive known a long time that I'd see the end of the world in my lifetime. I just didnt expect to see it before I turned 40*.'
*90s kid for reference
Kind of glad I accidentally killed these seedlings earlier this year.
CUT MY WRISTS AND BLACK MY EYES
SO I CAN FALL ASLEEP TONIGHT OR DIE
I see you are a human of substance.
BECAUSE MY HEART IS IN OHIOOOOOOOOOO
Got permabanned for inciting violence
“the only good Nazi is a dead Nazi”
I regret absolutely nothing.
Vote fkn blue. Not hard.
I’m a millennial rural blue voter.
I make it a point to go into conservative spaces and make them uncomfortable.
You’ve made your submersible.
Sink in it.
How bout a tag team of musk/mtg and zuck/bozo?
Still a cage match at the bottom of that Mariana Trench tho.
I was making $15/hr at Walmart over the pandemic when I just couldn’t stand to be at home anymore.
I was STILL on food stamps and had Medicaid.
It’s asinine, I’m not even mad they fucked with the heiresses boat in Ibiza.
I have some friends in higher places than I.
One was doing the move from California to Vegas that a lot of people with money did a few years back.
I had asked him to explain, and he started with “ok, so say you make a million dollars a year…”
Sir, I have never seen that many zeroes in my bank account, fuck you mean?
Love him… but he’s a bit out of touch.