You should submit this as a post. Or I might just repost it. It's insightful!
I really dig the explanation of how the two parties have kind of worked for so long, in spite of everything, and now that balance is disrupted since the "cranks" moved to one party.
The article itself muddies the waters even more:
Its is a parody post, but also real, but also The Onion. It's a shining, throughbread Onion article, but also not.
We need !sortoftheonion