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[–] betterdeadthanreddit 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

...summon a proper military vessel...

Like a missile.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

...Some men collect pervy plastic dolls, some collect holes.

Redundant.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit 6 points 1 month ago

Could be the start of the plot for a romantic comedy brought to you by NK's propaganda films department. Divorcing couple sign the papers, get carted off to a labor camp and learn to love the state -- and each other (but mostly the state) -- all over again.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit 6 points 1 month ago

Full marks but for the alliteration bonus point, we would have accepted 'Homicide Hornet'.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It started as an Xtracab but was downgraded to cab.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit 14 points 1 month ago

In this case, it'll stand for "Slimy Child Predator".

[–] betterdeadthanreddit 4 points 1 month ago

Nature's sabot round in a few easy cuts.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit 9 points 1 month ago

Then they'd have to do more work when it becomes convenient to call backsies on the "permanently" part.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit 2 points 1 month ago

No time to think, just get on your knees like the pastor's favorite altar boy.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit 5 points 1 month ago

It would be wrong for me to mention that Muhammed married a 6-year-old when he was in his early fifties and, if recorded accounts are to be believed, started having sex with her when she was 9.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

So pretentious assholes like me can grumble-brag about how hard it was to read James Joyce's Ulysses. Also so you can tell that somebody's a liar when they say they've read it.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit 7 points 1 month ago

Arson, murder and jaywalking.

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