betterdeadthanreddit

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[–] betterdeadthanreddit 1 points 1 week ago

Why bother when we already named the best one?

🇺🇸🦅 🍎🥧 ⚾🏈

[–] betterdeadthanreddit 2 points 1 week ago

Right here.

Please note that this is a PDF file (not to be confused with Matt Gaetz who is a pedophile).

[–] betterdeadthanreddit 2 points 1 week ago

Send a bill to the governing body of the country where it's registered and add on a hefty service charge to cover labor/materials/cleanup.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

...summon a proper military vessel...

Like a missile.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

...Some men collect pervy plastic dolls, some collect holes.

Redundant.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit 6 points 2 weeks ago

Could be the start of the plot for a romantic comedy brought to you by NK's propaganda films department. Divorcing couple sign the papers, get carted off to a labor camp and learn to love the state -- and each other (but mostly the state) -- all over again.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit 6 points 2 weeks ago

Full marks but for the alliteration bonus point, we would have accepted 'Homicide Hornet'.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It started as an Xtracab but was downgraded to cab.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit 14 points 2 weeks ago

In this case, it'll stand for "Slimy Child Predator".

[–] betterdeadthanreddit 4 points 2 weeks ago

Nature's sabot round in a few easy cuts.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit 9 points 2 weeks ago

Then they'd have to do more work when it becomes convenient to call backsies on the "permanently" part.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit 2 points 2 weeks ago

No time to think, just get on your knees like the pastor's favorite altar boy.

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