bazus1

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[–] bazus1 42 points 11 months ago

don't threaten me with a good time.

[–] bazus1 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

John Oliver might be willing to send a pop-up camper their way to sweeten the deal.

[–] bazus1 94 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If ultraconservative justices are against the new rule, that's how you know it's working.

[–] bazus1 63 points 11 months ago

If there was any developer I'd trust with this, it'd be Wube.

[–] bazus1 2 points 11 months ago

one of the more precise graphs in existence.

[–] bazus1 120 points 11 months ago (28 children)

You can improve your google search results by using DuckDuckGo instead.

[–] bazus1 20 points 11 months ago

I'm sure he'd do as much touching as he can, given the opportunity. When you're a celebrity they let you do it.

[–] bazus1 46 points 11 months ago

First they came for extremist gamers and I did nothing because... fuck those guys.

[–] bazus1 5 points 11 months ago

My favorite words

[–] bazus1 17 points 11 months ago

What an interesting parallel universe story: Mr. Rogers becomes the ultimate fixer. Rogers will sit you down, offer you a drink, and hear you out. He'll then put you in touch with one of his "neighbors" to do precisely and expertly do what needs done. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him, maybe you can live in Mister Roger's neighborhood too.

[–] bazus1 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Quickbooks. Intuit can be burned to the ground.

[–] bazus1 5 points 11 months ago

Bro be tappin' that button, and right after they embrace and start moving together in rhythm.

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