artichokecustard

joined 1 year ago
[–] artichokecustard 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

my mom came up with this absolute banger, super simple, easy to elevate if you feel like playing around

chicken (whatever floats your boat, i prefer bone-in skin-on thigh but my mom always used skinless breasts)

one jar of orange marmalade

3/4 a bottle of italian dressing

throw it in the white crockware and bake half an hour, turn on the broiler at the end if you feel nice, then serve with some plain rice with a hefty spoon of that juice over it, and any salad or green, i like a bomb garlicky sauteed broccoli, my mom always called it "orange chicken" and it makes for great leftovers even, hope you like it ^-^

[–] artichokecustard 8 points 2 months ago

heyy, this guy right here just bought a pair of shoes, they've finally caved and decided to become a sneaker collector, you know what they'd definitely need? the same pair, they love these ones

[–] artichokecustard 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

bruh, look at you, i'm on the internet and don't want to be this close to you, trolls live in caves, maybe that'll be good for you, but then you might hear the water drip and the crickets chirp

[–] artichokecustard 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

what's so bad about this movie?

[–] artichokecustard 1 points 2 months ago
[–] artichokecustard 8 points 2 months ago

if you're lucky enough to be nearby, try taking her out to the movies and coffee after, once a week, it helped my mom and she's even got her own litl circle of ladies now so i don't have to go with her if i'm too busy

[–] artichokecustard 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

didn't he shit on a woman or am i getting my scumbags mixed up?

[–] artichokecustard 6 points 2 months ago

schick? venus?

[–] artichokecustard 4 points 2 months ago

but the cheap labor?? the us wouldn't survive without the prison system, don't know why they're wasting good drugs on the guy though, why waste a life unless we get to make some burgers out of him or something, right? god bless

[–] artichokecustard 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] artichokecustard 1 points 3 months ago

i take caffeine pills, i need the caffeine, but if i had to sit down and drink a whole cup of liquid, i find that i just don't, i'm sure i could find the time for it but i don't

[–] artichokecustard 16 points 3 months ago (4 children)

you know, i've never tried it, but i do have faith that you are very wrong, wouldn't you just suck the air through the straw too?

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