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[–] [email protected] 70 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

a big reason that drove me was that I have a micropenis

Fake. There are no "reasons to drive someone" other than their internal gender, this sounds like something a ~~cis~~ person who thinks being trans is a choice would say.

Edit: I'm not speculation on OOPs gender

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

whilst this is what being transgender 'is', that doesn't stop idiots from socially or medically transitioning for poor reasons.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

There isn't any evidence that that happens (non trans people receiving gender affirming care based on a false view that they are trans)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

No evidence, except for this story of the lady with the micropenis, that is.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Greentext isn't evidence...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It’s a joke. I’m amazed that anybody seriously thought I was citing green text as evidence.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

You deleted your other response, but I just wanted to get the chance to say that it’s all good and I hope you don’t feel bad. Have a great day!

[–] trashgirlfriend 2 points 3 months ago

Everything posted on 4chan is true

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Yeah, certainly seems fake. But I can conceive of someone that's NB, fluid, or something else who is unable/unwilling to admit that to themselves or choosing to remain cis presenting for social reasons deciding to present as a woman due to a micropenis​.

But yeah, fake.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Oh you have a micropenis? Prove it.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago

Thanks, I grew it myself

[–] SidewaysHighways 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You only have one Peni? Let me see it

[–] Feathercrown 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I swear to Chekhov I'll cock your clock off

[–] SidewaysHighways 3 points 2 months ago

Chomsky honk

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

What's not in their jeans is probably in their genes.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

~~You should use she/her pronouns given we know they were AMAB and are trans. At the very least they/them. He/him is almost certainly wrong.~~

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

Good point, corrected.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You know what they say: itty bitty baby, itty bitty boat.

[–] artichokecustard 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

TWINKIE HOUSE

[–] A7thStone 1 points 2 months ago

I'm not ashamed to admit I only read this because of the March 7th thumbnail.