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[–] [email protected] 21 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

a big reason that drove me was that I have a micropenis

Fake. There are no "reasons to drive someone" other than their internal gender, this sounds like something a ~~cis~~ person who thinks being trans is a choice would say.

Edit: I'm not speculation on OOPs gender

[–] [email protected] 25 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Oh you have a micropenis? Prove it.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 16 hours ago

Thanks, I grew it myself

[–] SidewaysHighways 6 points 16 hours ago

You only have one Peni? Let me see it

[–] [email protected] 14 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

What's not in their jeans is probably in their genes.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

~~You should use she/her pronouns given we know they were AMAB and are trans. At the very least they/them. He/him is almost certainly wrong.~~

[–] [email protected] 8 points 14 hours ago

Good point, corrected.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

You know what they say: itty bitty baby, itty bitty boat.

[–] artichokecustard 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 12 hours ago

TWINKIE HOUSE