andrewta

Would love to but never been there. Watch on tv

Lol I know.

Want that the story about the teen aged alien that came here to jack off?

Buy a lottery ticket on a state where I don't have to publicly state that I won. Wait until it's close to a $1,000,000,000 USD and there was no winner. Retire. Help my family but not tell them I won. Just say I invested really well and have done extra cash.

I'd wait for a cure to alzheimer's then go back and hand over the cure to my younger self, but I doubt I'll see that cure in my lifetime. So yeah go for the money.

Mathematically that's either doubling or just over doubling... Need a lot of money to make a real difference.

Fair number of answers, no one saying what country they are from

US here, we had to ask but it was basically always a yes.

Reasons for a no:

Middle of a test

Middle of explaining something important, then you might be asked to wait a few minutes

If you were just abusing the system asked always asking just to get out of class they would probably start saying no. If you had a medical issue you could always meet the teacher after class or before school and say you have a medical issue that prevents your from waiting. It it was a sudden thing like diarrhea... Well just get up and go.

Judge: I see your point. We’ll try you as a juvenile then you can spend time in a juvenile detention center where a priest will watch your every move.

I've never met anyone who could honestly say they were traumatized by finding out Santa wasn't real. I'm 50+ years old.

Unhappy? Yeah.

Sad.. Yeah

Traumatized? No

Find something that gives you a sense of worth. Something that makes you feel part of something larger.

You will find your independence along the way

If that’s enough to cause them trauma, I kind of feel sorry for any kid with that thin of skin.

Tell me that doesn’t sound like a mob boss’s name.

You do you. I don’t see it as a lie, but again you raise your kids as you want.