ajoebyanyothername

J. D.: [as Robin in a daydream] Holy inferiority complex, Batman! How low is my self esteem that I'm the sidekick in my own fantasy?

Turk: [as Batman] It could be worse, Robin. You could be Alfred the butler.

J.D.: [as Alfred] Damn you, sir.

Imagine being the wrong kind of asshole and being told you're no longer welcome at the asshole club.

Lisa: By your logic, I could claim this rock keeps tigers away.

Homer: Oh, how does it work?

Lisa: It doesn't work.

Homer: Uh-huh.

Lisa: It's just a stupid rock!

Homer: Uh-huh.

Lisa: But I don't see any tigers around here, do you?

Is this only in custom ROMs, or is there a way to do it through normal settings?

Let's be generous and go with a shartpost.

Is ripping more or less severe than slamming someone?

It's all also porn.

We happy?

Oh, we happy.

~~bizarre~~

Totally unsurprising

Thanks, I hate it!

I'm a fan of semantic satiation, wherein you hear something so much that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore.

Jesus Christ Marie!