Unfortunately the water is no longer heated.
Gowron: “DRAW ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRENCH WARRIORS!”
Jack: “About that…”
Doctor: “For reasons I cannot understand, I am losing him.”
Because absolutely no one was expecting the same layout with a bigger screen and more streamlined hardware that literally looks like the phrase “Switch 2”? They think the whole world was suppose to be shook.
Getting a donation pool together to help build the Elon Musk Gender Therapy & Surgical Reassignment Center after he croaks.
The Japanese are mad because 10 eggs are getting close to ¥300 ($1.91).
I buy higher quality eggs and I only pay ~¥250 for 10.
(Japan doesn’t do anything by the dozen.)
Now rice… that’s gotten out of control here in the past few months. Some companies now charging 3 times what they did just last summer.
Trump receives ‘first ever Presidential Commemorative Inaugural Diet Coke bottle’ from Coca-Cola CEO
Except Idiocracy didn’t go far enough. Drumph isn’t going to walk around saying he’s sponsored by Coca-Cola, Coca-Cola is going to go around saying they’re sponsored by him.
“The Coca-Cola Company, sponsored by Donald Trump. Donald Trump - Fuck you!”
Is it part of the fediverse or is it just another silo using the same technology?
Shit’s getting real in Honey’s legal department.
RIP, Alan Rickman. The best Marvin.
Let me know when they name an aircraft carrier after him.