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It’s not my fault Tolkien has a quote for every possible mood

But that’s not how if statements in code work. So what you’ve said isn’t wrong, but the premise of this meme is completely off

Idk why everyone is being such a wet blanket in here, these things are great

Yes. The OP of this thread needs to back up their claim that getting knocked out will kill you

Ourgasm

Hope you enjoy the fallout that a large unvaccinated population causes even in those who are vaccinated

I’m no lemonologist but it looks like it could maybe be a very severe case of Citrus Bud Mites: https://www.inaturalist.org/taxa/384904-Aceria-sheldoni

I know this is a joke, but I think the real point is anti-dooming. Your mind feels like there’s nothing you can do, but it’s hyperbole. There’s always something that can be done, and even just brainstorming what those things are in a hard time can help lift your mood. And it’ll help even more if you actually end up doing them!

There’s a hell of a lot of space between “perfect” and “continuing to regularly drink while pregnant”

In English for the Germanically disinclined:

Trump doesn’t take office this year. That’s not to say there won’t still be effects this year, but before January most things should still be relatively unchanged by his hands.

Real Vanity Fair image, in case you were curious like me. From this article, about a quarter of the way down (on mobile at least): https://www.vanityfair.com/news/story/donald-trump-wins-presidential-election-2024?srsltid=AfmBOoqLRfHo70JfvoeZaBIJqUpWHxf0nO_UKHUatbC_cgIqMWF3_dU9