WrenFeathers

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[–] WrenFeathers 17 points 5 days ago

Burglars Promise Not to Burgle House a Second Time.

[–] WrenFeathers 34 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (4 children)

Sooo… I’m not going to be flying for at least the next four years.

[–] WrenFeathers 1 points 6 days ago
[–] WrenFeathers 9 points 6 days ago (2 children)

It’s sort of the same thing with internet atheism. The online versions are always a cartoon villain version of the real deal.

[–] WrenFeathers 20 points 6 days ago

Can’t be offending the Racist of the United States of America.

[–] WrenFeathers 5 points 6 days ago

Wow. Someone is a big metaphor understander.

(Seriously though- I was making a joke)

[–] WrenFeathers 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Well, that’s….. ominous.

[–] WrenFeathers 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

This would be incorrect.

For them to even have the option of rent being waived, that would have to mean that we are all, in some sense- landlords. And it’s commonly known in these parts that landlords are perceived as greedy capitalistic pig-dogs, so, if we are to assume for the sake of discussion that this is true-

… then there can be no reality in which anyone or anything lives rent free in our heads.

[–] WrenFeathers 6 points 6 days ago

Yeah… we’re kind of fun.

[–] WrenFeathers 1 points 6 days ago

This would be more fun if you were at least clever.

[–] WrenFeathers 39 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Their cowardice is palpable. If only NASA could run experiments so that we could understand how the concept of fear-based self preservation eliminates any semblance of courage when faced with even the smallest threat to their ill-defined paradigm of manhood.

In a parallel universe where we have a functioning federal government, I’d imagine something like this would be worthy of a grant or two.

[–] WrenFeathers 19 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It was a rhetorical question. The answer is demonstrably no.

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