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WhereGrapesMayRule
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He's made of the shed skins of molted lizards
You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!
What's the difference between my ex wife and an onion?
I might actually shed a tear if I chopped up the onion.
There weren't enough tik toks in the article
She's like the dude from the Voices Carry video. Every frame they appear in makes you want to push the Earth into a black hole just because they are on it.
"Paging Mr. Zark. Mr. Zark, please pick up your nearest courtesy phone."
Biggest shoe I've ever seen.
So? For 40 years X has been what you click on when you DON'T want to see something. Why would anyone go there?
Great point! And, well, in your time the chef probably wasn't that tall, so...yeah.
Is that hair gel?
Unfortunately everyone is obsessed with anal 50 years from now so it doesn't go your way.