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Pretty sure the joke is aimed at cubesats

Maar men zal alsnog de banken beschuldigingen er voor te kiezen in slechte bedrijven te investeren

I will never understand wireless headphones as a concept. They seem objectively worse in every way.

Lower sound quality, more battery intensive, have to be charged, less comfortable, easier to drop and way easier to lose. Also, makes you look like you're talking to yourself all the time

What

I have literally never turned it on

It wastes battery and offers literally no benefit whatsoever

So, maybe a weird question, but what are you doing with your phone exactly that you need to turn on Bluetooth on a daily basis?

Plagiarism is a bad thing

Including plagiarising the dictionary

Healthy optimism

Waarom wordt dit niet ook bij alcoholische dranken erbij verrekend?

Bovenop de alcohol taks bedoel ik. Is een beetje dom om effectief de alcohol taks te verlagen door een andere taks op alleen alcohol vrije dranken te stoppen. Zou het een ten koste van t ander gaan

I'm either missing context, or the joke is going over my head

Not irrational. The "detail" in this style of comic is visual clutter that makes it actually significantly harder to see what's in the panel right away

In what situation would the second box be anything but a negative, if may ask?

Do some people really use cards instead of compact list?