UniversalMonk

Woohoo! Straight-edge for the win!

That’s mostly dumb luck

Riiiiggghhhttt! lol

No one on Lemmy is buying what he’s selling

Whew! Good thing I'm not selling anything. Thank you! :)

Come on not, 13 at least! Thank you! :)

Are you sure? Butmeh, I'm here, so may as well stay here. Thank you for being so inviting! :)

Why would I? I love Lemmy. Thanks, friend! :)

Thank you! :)

You are universally disliked here.

Are you sure? I would think all the positive and kind comments are a sign that I was liked. You're saying I'm not?! Omg! That's shocking.

Oh well, since I'm already here, may as well stay. Thanks! :)

No I didn't. Besides, if I were a troll, that means I'd like the negative attention. And if I liked negative attention, wouldn't I get more negative attention for voting for Trump?

So wouldn't I admit it if I did? I voted third party. Thank you! :)

Actually if I took it seriously, then how would I post hundreds of posts and thousands of comments like I do?! lol Think about that for a sec.

Thanks! :)

I am. Thanks!

Not sure what that means or what the context is, but thanks anyway!

I just post news articles, friend. I don't write them. If you feel they are propaganda, be sure to write the news orgs that produce them. Thank you! :)

Oh I didn't vote for Trump. Thanks!