UniversalMonk

Why would I cry over anything Lemmy says? You may take it that seriously, but I don't! lol

Wrong. I'm not trolling. Thank you! :)

Dude, what the fuck are you going on about? Of course it's a fucking prediction.

Did you somehow think that I feel I have the power of seeing the future?

You know how, during a football game someone places a bet and says, "Man, the Vikings are gonna win. I know it!" Do you honestly think that THEY honestly think they are seeing the future? That they have a supernatural power?!

The fuck, dude? What?! lololol

Now having said all that, and you've calmed your shit down, let me say it again: Trump's gonna lose by a landslide.

See how that works? Thanks, friend! :)

Meh, just a bunch of doomscrolling. Here's the thing. They release polls and stuff, but the people most likely not to vote for Trump don't really do polls.

Harris will win by a landslide. Trump will call it a fraud.

Lemmy will immediately send me comments like "Why are you still here, troll? You failed! Now go disappear" (Even tho I've always said Trump would lose.)

Trump will ask for recounts. Threaten to sue the planet Earth.

Lemmy will keep wondering why I'm still here. I'll post news about Trump and Third Parties talking about how much Harris sucks, and Lemmy will continue saying I'm a russian troll trying to to destroy the US and get Trumpers to take over the US.

And while all that drama is going on, everything will be fine. Harris will be sworn in.

And in 3 months people will go back to bitching about how rent is still too damn high.

And people here will still be bitching about why I'm still on Lemmy and ask me if Putin is mad at me and knocking on my Moscow apartment door. :)

So relax, friend. The world ain't gonna end. I promise.

Thank you. Wasn't one of my stronger ones, but I felt since it was still kinda weird, that it fit in here. I wrote it last year for a children's book and updated a little bit earlier today. Thanks for the support!

What?! The entire community has disdain for me?! Nah. That can't be true.

I mentioned something like that one time, and people just said that I had a victim complex and main character syndrome. So no way everyone here disdains me. They talked me out of thinking that.

Thank you for your kind thoughts, friend! :)

Thank you. The care and sympathy you're showing me is really turning me around and making me a better person. I feel your love for me. Thanks, friend! :)

He won't. And I've already voted. Thanks! :)

Meh, I'm not afraid of him. He won't win anyway. :)

Thank you, friend! :)

I didn't write the article friend, I just thought it was interesting, and posted it. Thank you! :)