Bet you were wondering wtf was so wise about that wise man.
"I bring you Frankincense!"
"I bring you gold!"
"I bring you carrots, herp derp"
Stop ruining my jokes with additional info, damn it!
Gay the pray away!
Sounds like a job for Vicious Mockery. Call in the bard!
How do I have the form of wet noodles, with the flexibility of an autumn twig?
My first thought after laughing at this was... "wtf even IS myyrh, anyway?"
a fragrant gum resin obtained from certain trees and used
Cheap fucking bastard gave the baby Jesus chewing gum.
DO NOT DO THIS fucking hell. Just nearly broke my thumb ligament. That did not feel good. Do not be an idiot, like me.
A vast majority of the funds 'for Ukraine' stay in the USA, and have provided a massive boost to jobs and revenue for American companies.
Blocking funds for Ukraine will only benefit Putin. Are you pro-Putin?
Republicans are scumbags. If you're a republican reading this, ask yourself what it is about your brain that makes you support true evil.
Do you feel small inside? Like you didn't get what you wanted from life, so now others should suffer?