Thebeardedsinglemalt

joined 6 months ago
[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt 3 points 1 day ago

you will have no hopes, no personality

I knew half the women on Bumble were Borg!

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt 8 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Kill them, board the ship, take everything we can, attempt to reverse engineer it, find tech that could make life instantly better for over 90% of the population to end world hunger and instantly cure countless diseases injuries and ailments...but instead they patent it and hold back 100 years of progress while some people get obscenely rich

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt 10 points 1 day ago

Get that fucking fish out of the Ready Room.

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt 23 points 1 day ago (11 children)

I wanted to do more but working is getting in the fucking way

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

His favorite song is the 90s hit Berserker.

My love for you is like a truck, BERRRRSERRRRKEERRRR

Would you like some making fuck, BERRRRSERRRRKEERRRR

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Just my luck I'm either in the Control group and get the placebo, or I get in super early trials and end up with the Kane Madness

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt 15 points 2 days ago

You bomb Cardassian buildings and installations, killing hundreds of innocent Bajorian children and comfort women we secretly kept there, yet you call us monsters

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

They'll double-down and blame all their self-made problems on everyone but themselves.

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt 1 points 5 days ago

And a lot of slapstick

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt 2 points 5 days ago

Early TNG feels pretty campy too. I watched a lot of TNG and some DS9 in the early 90s (with some VOY/ENT and obviously the movies) but only really took it at face value. It wasn't until post-college (05-06) with a lot of free time & streaming that I'd marathon TNG and DS9 and was able to really start to appreciate it all.

 
 
 
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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by Thebeardedsinglemalt to c/political_weirdos
 

This completely normal person also used to have a wooden sign in front of his house before Biden bowed out. It said "I'm pooped I'm gonna go" and had the general shape of a diaper under it that said "BIDEN".

But good to know he legitimately spent money on those cardboard cutouts of Harris and Walz. There used to be several more signs for the orange turd but I think he was asked to dial it back a little

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