TheAristocrat

joined 2 years ago
[–] TheAristocrat 4 points 1 month ago

Two fully erect hand penises up.

[–] TheAristocrat 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm sure it's disabled at hospitals by default to prevent exporting protected patient information. Right?

[–] TheAristocrat 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The importance of proper punctuation rears its head.

[–] TheAristocrat 2 points 4 months ago

I totally agree. It's one thing to just decrease the enemy health, but you can decrease their damage or aim like stormtroopers. On top of that, research, recovery, and build times can be decreased or resource costs and income adjusted. There are so many ways to make the game easier or harder.

[–] TheAristocrat 1 points 5 months ago

In all fairness, the GI bill covered all his tuition.

[–] TheAristocrat 91 points 6 months ago (19 children)

Now that he doesn't have to worry about getting reelected, he doesn't have to pussyfoot around anymore.

[–] TheAristocrat 6 points 6 months ago

The Minion rendition of Happy by Pharell Williams. I dare not even look it up for fear I might have to hear it again.

[–] TheAristocrat 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

They are contracting Triton Submarines to do it, and they look pretty legit.

[–] TheAristocrat 13 points 9 months ago (3 children)

From a chemistry standpoint, it's mostly symbolic. Unless the poor souls are very close to where he is pouring it in, they wouldn't feel much if anything. It's 2 gallons of at most 30% hydrochloric acid onto 10,000-15,000 gallons of water, the ph probably wouldnt measurably change. Still a total dick move.

[–] TheAristocrat 3 points 11 months ago

I feel this on a deep level because I see it happen so often.

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