TexasDrunk

joined 6 months ago
[–] TexasDrunk 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I take B vitamins because I don't feel like a dirt grub after a bender. I'm not worried about living longer or I wouldn't go on benders. I just want to feel good while I'm here.

[–] TexasDrunk 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Flying Squid is not only not a troll, they're a delight.

[–] TexasDrunk 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It won't. The kind of people who would offer themselves up to be killed for the good of humanity aren't the kind of people who make a billion dollars unless they hit the lottery a few times in a row.

[–] TexasDrunk 11 points 1 day ago

Simpson, eh?

[–] TexasDrunk 2 points 1 day ago

There is a nest of paper wasps living beside my garden. They're allowed to stay as long as I'm here because I haven't had an aphid problem since they moved in.

[–] TexasDrunk 16 points 1 day ago

I'd bet good money against a bent paperclip that they had childhood trauma already. That doesn't excuse what they've done, in fact that makes it worse. It's likely the thought was "this is what happened to me to make me the person I am today" or similar.

That being said, once you do this to a child you're no longer a person in my eyes either. They aren't human. They aren't animals. They are nothing. The whole reason I'm not in charge of anything is because I think we should throw them in an oubliette and let them survive by drinking from puddles and eating rats. That's not justice, that's revenge. I just don't have anything else in my heart for these people.

[–] TexasDrunk 2 points 1 day ago

Intellectually I knew they made hollow body bass guitars, but I've never actually seen one that I can remember. That looks really cool.

Good luck with your musical journey!

[–] TexasDrunk 15 points 2 days ago

At my buddy's great grandmother's funeral they said "She was born century before last". I don't remember the years but it would have been similar to yours.

[–] TexasDrunk 2 points 2 days ago

I didn't mean to multi-reply here but the bigger issues are that it makes you feel good sooner and that it keeps you way too functional way too far into being fucked up so you get much more drunk than intended.

[–] TexasDrunk 3 points 2 days ago

The one that kills you.

[–] TexasDrunk 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Best utility belt, best Batman, best Catwoman, second best Catwoman, second best Joker....1966 Batman was awesome.

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