TexasDrunk

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[–] TexasDrunk 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I bet I'm about to own one just like it

[–] TexasDrunk 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If you look at my original reply you'd see that I never condoned tolerating him or his bullshit. I personally don't like prison rape jokes. I didn't say you couldn't make them. I didn't police you even a little. The fact that you're so set on justifying rape jokes that no one told you to stop making tells me something about you.

If you're that bothered by what an anonymous drunk thinks of the kinds of jokes you make maybe you should take a look at why you feel that way. I'll give you a hint: it has nothing to do with the piece of shit this story is about.

[–] TexasDrunk 18 points 2 months ago (5 children)

It is. And he's an absolute pile of fucking garbage. I'm not defending him.

[–] TexasDrunk 3 points 2 months ago (3 children)

It does look like a sapper or field jacket.

[–] TexasDrunk 12 points 2 months ago (7 children)

Aside from not liking rape jokes, this is a pretty bad take. People aren't generally getting violated in county. That's generally happening in more long term facilities like state or federal prison.

I hope he gets the book thrown at him. I hope his time teaches him just how wrong he is, or at least terrifies him into shutting his stupid fucking mouth. Hell, I hope he inexplicably disappears while he's on the stand, baffling scientists for decades. But I'll never wish for the rape of anyone.

[–] TexasDrunk 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's because it wasn't a chicken.

[–] TexasDrunk 9 points 2 months ago

I personally don't care because I'm not religious and Christmas is just a day to hang out with people I like, but I do enjoy throwing this out there whenever Christmas trees are mentioned in a religious capacity.

Jeremiah 10

1 Hear ye the word which the LORD speaketh unto you, O house of Israel: 2 Thus saith the LORD, Learn not the way of the heathen, and be not dismayed at the signs of heaven; for the heathen are dismayed at them. 3 For the customs of the people are vain: for one cutteth a tree out of the forest, the work of the hands of the workman, with the axe. 4 They deck it with silver and with gold; they fasten it with nails and with hammers, that it move not.

Jesus would have been against Christmas trees. Paul probably would have loved them fuckers, though.

[–] TexasDrunk 8 points 2 months ago

Catch and release?

[–] TexasDrunk 6 points 2 months ago

So I got into cheese making for a short while and tried to make a cheese that required raw milk. I went to a dairy where I could get it (legal in Texas). I met some crazy ass motherfuckers who believed it was almost a panacea.

I lost interest in cheese making before any delicious cheese was made. Them motherfuckers were wild.

[–] TexasDrunk 2 points 2 months ago

If I'm defeated at night: Three bottles of bourbon, a guitar, two tacos, and a beaten up cowboy hat.

If I'm defeated during the day: Bad code, a cup of coffee, and a gallon jug of water.

[–] TexasDrunk 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not directly inspired by (it came out the same year as Super Sentai, which is what Power Rangers is based on and what the action sequences are from), but definitely based on the same kinds of things that Super Sentai was inspired by.

Check out Ultraman and Kamen Rider. You'll definitely see why you're getting power ranger vibes.

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