Snapz

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[–] Snapz 9 points 2 weeks ago

Uh... Good luck finding this person when you post supposed photos of them and there isn't actually a person in the photo?

[–] Snapz 82 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They should keep his body in a building central to the insurance HQs. For every single denied claim going forward, that insurance companies CEOs should have to eat a small piece of his decaying corpse to get the denial approved. Once the body is all gone, they need to replenish the CEO body stock if they want to continue denying claims...

[–] Snapz 27 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

His family should use some of those millions to make his tombstone a working toilet that empties onto his face.

Do you think they will consider?

[–] Snapz 12 points 2 weeks ago

"Hey other CEOs... Are we the baddies?"

[–] Snapz 47 points 2 weeks ago

...so far.

Hey dental insurance CEO, are you thinking twice this morning about signing off on that press release where you're going to start denying all of Grandma's dental claims if you you're software finds any evidence of her smiling on social media... Smiling being user-initiated routine wear and tear on teeth that shareholders demand no longer be covered by default.

Think twice this morning, my Lord...

[–] Snapz 4 points 2 weeks ago

Are they using as many resources as NYC is using to find the CEO"s life claim adjuster?

[–] Snapz 9 points 2 weeks ago

Show the overlay map with trump voting counties!!!

[–] Snapz 25 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Man, that geriatric orange pervert sure does act like a healthcare CEO...

[–] Snapz 4 points 2 weeks ago

I suspect it was everything about him that was the motive?

[–] Snapz 24 points 2 weeks ago

QUITE THE TIME TO DOUBLE DOWN ON THE HEARTLESS CEO BIT...

[–] Snapz 32 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I always pictured the guillotine being more shiny

[–] Snapz 35 points 2 weeks ago

Paulette Thompson probably sucks, did you see who she was married to.

You finally broke the world billionaires... Time to go get the cans of beans rotated out in your bunkers. Tell your Paulettes to fuel up the tactical SUV and stick the tear gas perimeter dispensers. You're about to get really fucking paranoid... Is this next horrible heartless decision your last... Yes, it probably is - does that change any in the decision you'll make?

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