Smoogs

Paper that is Bound on all edges so it doesn’t buckle when water is added. You use a knife to peel it off after.

Ok calm down. I didn’t invent the thing. Just relaying what I know.

It lent to faster writing at the time before texting was the thing. Writing out each letter without running into another takes more effort. But yeah, doctors using cursive for prescriptions is a garbage fire.

Imagine having to do the cum face and sound whenever swinging from a building. He’d go a lot slower too where he has to break for 15 minutes each time. And as he got older the breaks between would be longer.

Hmm yeah it’s almost like we shouldn’t tell a person what to be doing with their body…. Wooosh

The eyes are so weird

you should also crack them and smear them all over the wall for maximum effect.

Sam, you gotta call ziggy to get you back home

Toxic mommy coming to her toxic son’s defence.

Bidet life?

It’s weird how I watched VEEP last year and here it is coming true.

“I have no imagination not even enough to save myself from the monotony of my own life and suffering esteem from mediocrity”