Just like how the onion must become more ridiculous to remain a satire org, we must become less credible.
SkyezOpen
joined 2 years ago
Wow this guy keeps the entirety of lemmy running. What a legend.
Oh my gosh people Finland isn't even real. They're is no landmass. FIN-LAND. It's all fish! They're even rubbing our faces in it with these stupid names.
Stamina.
Digging graves takes time and space. Butchering gives resources. You do the math.
An aneurysm.
Every other tankie I've talked to. You are different and I appreciate that.
Artist can't draw fingies.
Guillotine baloney? A meat slicer will do.
Makes me think of the asdfmovie when someone accidentally turned on the color.
My headcanon is that a time traveler went back to save it and realized it was all furry porn or something and burned it down himself.
That was THE WORST. I spent so much time farming materials, realized I needed skills to upgrade weapons and gear, spent time grinding levels, unlocking upgrades, upgrading guns, building farms on planets... Only to realize I'd lose it all if I did ng+. So my choices were to waste time during every run to farm again to upgrade my weapons again, just speedrun the powers with whatever shit I found on the ground and make no bases, or shut the game off and play a better one.
It could've been good. Running through the polite qualification again after hacking the program was cool. Knowing the story beats and being able to skip was kinda cool.
Space was shit and travel was a load screen. Powers were not nearly as exciting as they should have been. Bases were pointless. Ship building was needlessly locked behind levels and not worth because again, space was nothing. Just get the freestar shop and yer done.