ShittyBeatlesFCPres

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[–] ShittyBeatlesFCPres 25 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Jail time isn’t realistic but I want him sentenced to community service tasks that have the funniest photo potential. I want pictures of him in a hairnet and apron holding a ladle at the soup kitchen.

[–] ShittyBeatlesFCPres 6 points 9 months ago

The amount of space cars take up. I’m not alone in this but as an adult, I’ve only lived in cities/neighborhoods built out before cars and I’m always looking at a street with cars parked on it and imagining the street without them there.

In newer cities/neighborhoods/suburbs, I notice the car infrastructure but cars in a neighborhood built before 1910 or so really makes them stand out.

[–] ShittyBeatlesFCPres 40 points 9 months ago (4 children)

The most fun way to solve this problem is to give EVs huge subwoofers and make them play funky ass beats in pedestrian areas.

[–] ShittyBeatlesFCPres 9 points 9 months ago

If that data is really worth $500 million, Ticketmaster probably “hacked” itself. One last score before the DOJ breaks them up.

[–] ShittyBeatlesFCPres 12 points 9 months ago

I live in New Orleans, the part of the state that isn’t the Bible Belt. If you think you’re sick of the Bible Belt, imagine how we feel when they pass all these dumbfuck, unconstitutional laws and we have to dispose of them like when a cat brings you a dead mouse.

Aside: one related, if minor annoyance of living here (or South Florida, presumably) is being told I “live in a bubble” when I tell a conservative on social media to fuck off. I am surrounded by the biggest bubble of morons there is. If anything, I’m the prick that’ll pop it if it gets too close.

[–] ShittyBeatlesFCPres 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

A lot of countries develop by copying. I mean, there was a point when Japan, South Korea, Taiwan, etc. were “copying” and often making inferior products. But they eventually became innovative in their own right. China is already innovating in some spaces.

Actually, America even did that during the Industrial Revolution. Francis Cabot Lowell tried to obtain the designs for a power loom on a visit to England. He couldn’t get the designs so he memorized how one worked. The English even searched his bags when he was leaving to make sure he didn’t steal the designs. But they couldn’t search his noggin and that’s how America got a textile industry.

[–] ShittyBeatlesFCPres 6 points 9 months ago

I got a roomette from Detroit to New Orleans recently and it was delightful. The cafe car was an atrium and I slept like a baby. It obviously cost more than a seat and took a long time but it was a pleasant experience. If I’d flown, I’d have probably just sat in a chair at home.

[–] ShittyBeatlesFCPres 9 points 9 months ago (6 children)

It means their nose is dirty and if your nose is dirty, they’ll say it with words.

[–] ShittyBeatlesFCPres 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I tell you what I’d do, man. Four chicks at the same time.

[–] ShittyBeatlesFCPres 7 points 9 months ago

Molecular gastronomy.

[–] ShittyBeatlesFCPres 14 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

There’s two sides to every tortilla and as a gun runner, I’m very upset my personal information might be involved in this hack. We need comprehensive privacy laws and real consequences for data breaches. Otherwise, these tech companies will treat this like a cost of doing business.

[–] ShittyBeatlesFCPres 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If Israel builds resorts on Gaza’s waterfront, every single person who stays in one should be considered a war criminal and sent to The Hague.

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