ShittyBeatlesFCPres

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[–] ShittyBeatlesFCPres 3 points 8 months ago

In fairness, I can’t keep my kilt down.

[–] ShittyBeatlesFCPres 27 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I think it’s perfectly possible to use Mint, Ubuntu, or Fedora without the terminal. But a lot of online tutorials are like, “Just run this command.” because it’s faster.

I’m an experienced terminal user but I know with my Steam Deck, I barely ever use it. Really the only time is when I want to update packages quicker than using the GUI tool. But you could successfully use a Steam Deck without ever launching into Desktop mode, much less opening a terminal.

[–] ShittyBeatlesFCPres 10 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I guess I’m gonna have to start practicing a New Zealand accent so I can travel in peace. G’day, mate! Wait, no. That’s wrong.

Is there a Duolingo for picking up an accent? Or maybe I can do something else. How much Buckfast do I need to drink before I sound Scottish?

[–] ShittyBeatlesFCPres 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Matt Gaetz being like, “No, I don’t have a receipt. It was 2am and I needed to order a bottle of Pineapple Malibu and chicken nuggets for my chief advisors. I used Uber Eats but I don’t use my real email or number for that shit.”

[–] ShittyBeatlesFCPres -4 points 8 months ago

Sanctions against America are enforced by the only country that can defeat America: itself. And if that doesn’t work, maybe like a unified Taliban and Viet Cong coalition? I’m not sure. We’ll cross that bridge when we get there.

[–] ShittyBeatlesFCPres 24 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Don’t forget that it’s essentially owned by the Falun Gong cult/religion. The Washington Times is similarly run by a cult/religion (the Unification Church aka Moonies).

The line between cult and religion is obviously blurry so I’ll leave it as an exercise to the reader to form their own opinions on Falun Gong and Unification Church.

[–] ShittyBeatlesFCPres 28 points 8 months ago

He clearly doesn’t understand how office politics works. If I’m taking a Zoom call at the beach, I want my camera on so I can flex on everyone in the office or home in their pajamas. I hope the CEO joins the call and sees me in my shades so I can get promoted to VP of Staying Light and Keeping it Tight.

[–] ShittyBeatlesFCPres 15 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)

I love the correction:

An earlier version of this article said that Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-Fla.) was the reimbursement program's top spender for 2023. That analysis was based on data released by the House as of last week. But additional data The Post reviewed Tuesday showed that Rep. Jack Bergman (R-Mich.) was reimbursed for more than Gaetz was. This article has been updated.

Rep. Gaetz tried to spend the most but his “policy meetings” with the Woodrow Wilson High School dance team just couldn’t compete with whatever the hell Rep. Jack Bergman was expensing.

[–] ShittyBeatlesFCPres 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

And a weird front for the Falun Gong cult/religion. The Washington Times, the conservative newspaper in DC, is owned by the Moonies (aka Unification Church) a different cult/religion from SE Asia.

If only there was some connection between U.S. conservative media and weird cults of personality.

[–] ShittyBeatlesFCPres 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I got checked. They’re as smooth as ostrich eggs.

[–] ShittyBeatlesFCPres 42 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (6 children)

Not mine. Mine so big, they got their own municipal recycling program.

[–] ShittyBeatlesFCPres 39 points 8 months ago

They must have some skills if they rose to the level of Boeing executive, right? They wouldn’t put a bunch of useless MBAs who don’t care about safety in charge of a critical aerospace company.

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