ShittyBeatlesFCPres

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[–] ShittyBeatlesFCPres 8 points 4 months ago

The judge should absolutely take his passport if he’s a flight risk. If he wins and the case gets put on hold, The Department of State can issue a diplomatic passport. (I’m not even sure if heads of state need them.)

[–] ShittyBeatlesFCPres 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

There are no reliable narrators. This is wisdom, not logic, but you have to find your own truth. Even particles have Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle. There’s always uncertainty.

[–] ShittyBeatlesFCPres 5 points 5 months ago (3 children)

It’s not necessarily bad logic. If a regular at a dive bar says someone drinks too much, it’s probably a sign that person drinks way too much. If a college kid tells you an all-you-can-eat buffet sucks, it’s probably not secretly delicious.

Trump (like his diaper) is always full of shit so him calling someone corrupt wouldn’t mean anything. It’s not about logic; it’s about whether the narrator is reliable or not.

[–] ShittyBeatlesFCPres -1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Personally, I care about the whole of Subsaharan Africa more than the Middle East but I’d like to know why this is a very special situation where one side is good.

[–] ShittyBeatlesFCPres -1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

How the fuck do you feel about a war where civilian and adults are kidnapped and starved, children take headshots (or worse), there will be no victors, and every “leader” is loathed by 70% of their population but use the war to cling to power? Do you think maybe we should use international law to prosecute the war criminals and try to create peace? Or do you think we should treat it like a sport where we root for our favorite team?

[–] ShittyBeatlesFCPres -1 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I view it more as a war between right wing religious fanatics who lack popular support or legitimacy against civilians. Israeli and Iranian leaders should be tried at The Hague and there should be a peace and truth commission so the region can maybe have peace.

If you have a dog in this fight, maybe they won’t be convicted. That’s why we have trials. But it’s been a war crime extravaganza so they’ll probably be convicted.

[–] ShittyBeatlesFCPres 9 points 5 months ago (6 children)

I thought it wasn’t Israel vs. Palestinians but Israel vs. Hamas? Did you just show the world your whole ass?

[–] ShittyBeatlesFCPres 4 points 5 months ago

“Lawless” in the sense that mining companies support them and are the ones laundering the products. It’s not like they’re smuggling manganese to U.S. addicts like fentanyl.

[–] ShittyBeatlesFCPres 7 points 5 months ago

Having had them as an ISP monopoly, Comcast shouldn’t be allowed to own Comcast until they show they can do that without fucking it up.

They actually made the monopoly part I experienced illegal. I was in a city with multiple providers but Comcast was the “exclusive” provider for my apartment building because they bribed our landlord so they could charge residents more for shittier service. Everyone involved in that deal should be in Gitmo getting kicked in the dick every time they ask for a lawyer.

[–] ShittyBeatlesFCPres 11 points 5 months ago

Thank you for the correction and extra info. It’s a ridiculous moral panic at any time but it’s even more ridiculous at an Olympics where no one is trans, everyone is a genetic outlier, and someone is actually doping.

[–] ShittyBeatlesFCPres 53 points 5 months ago (7 children)

She was suspended for naturally high testosterone levels by the IBA, a governing body that has since itself been suspended and had it’s recognition revoked due to corruption scandals. (Imagine what it takes for the famously corrupt IOC to say, “No, that’s too corrupt.”) No matter how you want to define gender, biological sex, identity, etc., she’s a woman. She’s just a freak athlete and that’s what the Olympics are about. No one would be all up in arms if her hands had a naturally high score on the Mohs scale of mineral hardness. You’d put on your gloves and catch her topaz-hard hands.

[–] ShittyBeatlesFCPres 54 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

It works because they’re fucking weird! There’s normal people who are Republican voters but the Republican Party is basically all weird people. If a motherfucker dresses like he’s in a barbershop quartet in high school or college, you know damn good and well what party they’re going to support (musical theater kids excluded, obviously). It’s not normal to call in the genital inspector and demand to see a youth sports participant’s crotch because they whooped your daughter in U-11 soccer. Ted Cruz is a Republican and he’s the weirdest person on Earth.

And that’s doubly true nowadays where you have to know extended lore from the Fox News extended universe to know what the fuck they’re even talking about.

Edit: And who the fuck makes Christmas cards where their whole family is holding guns? Plenty people treasure the second amendment and send normal fucking Christmas cards.

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