Scubus

joined 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Its a referance to a greentext from yesterday

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Back in the day, the trick was when you owe the customer, say, 78 cents, you short them a quarter and only give them 53 cents. You still take that quarter out of the till, you just hold it with your pinkie so the cameras cant see it while you hand the rest of the change to the customer. If they notice they got shorted, you just say "oh sorry" and reopen the till to hand them the quarter thats still in your pinkie. But if they dont notice, you just made a quarter. This relies on you being able to memorise who youve shorted and not short the same person multiple times without a long time in between, because then people start to get sus

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Fucking lmao "they dissolved their press office"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

My uncle went to job core to become a security guard and they oc sprayed him.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Bruh in that photo that cindom coukd fit an apple! What is finland eating???

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

Haha, divorce bad, domestic abuse charges go brrr

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Didn't rob the kitchen a couple minutes. They did their job. And in this case, they may get to take home extra food that they otherwise wouldn't have been able to. They literally get paid extra at the resteraunts dime

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Does ur dick click up like a switchblade???

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah extracting it isnt difficult but putting it back in... i dont think can be done with blades

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Tut was grey?

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