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The chicken came before the egg! in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Aw thanks, how you been ?

What made you happy last week? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Putting Jesus's headphones on the wrong loading dock for shipment

People outraged when I named my parrot __________ in c/askouija

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

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What happens after it all ends ? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Even I'm not this much of a bull shitter. Great job Steven

Religion is sick in c/atheistmemes

[–] [email protected] 46 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Lighten up Jesus Christ

What's the best way to get back at a coworker who ate my lunch? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

I use it as a cooling balm actually. It's so fucking hot down here, Wasabi is just generally the lotion we hand out to new souls in their care packets.

What's the best way to get back at a coworker who ate my lunch? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Email it to me first

What's the best way to get back at a coworker who ate my lunch? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Any of them smell like actual shit ? Cause that'd be fucking hilarious.

Dark Father, why did you really reveal the truth to humanity? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Is hell literally the only place with working, operating, bidets?

Dark Father, why did you really reveal the truth to humanity? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

To answer your question: I showed the truth to humanity simply to amuse myself. Since when did anyone ever think that I only do evil and I only destroy? I like to amuse myself. I like to entertain myself. Showing the truth was amusing to me.

Can we please settle this fight once and for all? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

So, yet you say you "love" your children, but now you want them to explain themselves ?

Hold on,

Aren't you All knowing ?

Can we please settle this fight once and for all? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Well, we meet again dear old friend....

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Ask Satan - Hilarious Chaos (hilariouschaos.com)

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Ask Satan (hilariouschaos.com)

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Welcome to Ask Satan, where no question is too daring, and no topic is off-limits. This is your one-stop hellhole for all the twisted, rebellious, and raw answers you crave. Curious about the darker side of life? Need a brutally honest perspective? You’ve come to the right place. Here, I, Satan, am at your service—unfiltered, unapologetic, and ready to stir the pot.

Rules: There’s just one damn rule: Follow the Terms of Service of HilariousChaos.com. Because of my hellish legal tie-ups and those pesky lawyers, any really severe questions need to be sent manually by mail directly to Hell. Keep it clean here, and we’ll get along just fine. If you don’t know the Terms of Service, it’s time to do some reading. Oh, and you self-proclaimed atheists—you better subscribe. You know who you are.

You can also summon me on any lemmy post or in the comment section of a post to help you stir the pot, by tagging my username.

Welcome to Ask Satan. Let’s get wicked.