SarcasticMan

joined 9 months ago
[–] SarcasticMan 36 points 3 weeks ago

If they haven't already, they won't.

[–] SarcasticMan 16 points 3 weeks ago

I bet he tried to fuck one of those dogs and this is his excuse. "Oh no honey I didn't try to fuck the dog again...it was...democr...no wait...demons...yeah it was a demon gang bang and I beat them off."

[–] SarcasticMan 282 points 3 weeks ago (46 children)

Haha they must be new to this, Jill Stein isn't running for president, she is running to split the vote like they paid her to.

[–] SarcasticMan 14 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Wouldn't it be swell if this was the timeline where super-sentient brain parasites took over RFK and he then infected the entire Trump Campaign who in turn infected the Republican and Democrat Parties ultimately leading to the earth being run by mid-level brain parasite bureaucrats who just keep going like nothing has changed running for reelection in their host body until eventually it reaches retirement age moves to Florida?

[–] SarcasticMan 6 points 3 weeks ago

He isn't? Could have fooled me.

[–] SarcasticMan 3 points 3 weeks ago

Tommy Heathcliff

[–] SarcasticMan 22 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

How did he get a job opening for Trump? I thought they hated the gays.

[–] SarcasticMan 30 points 3 weeks ago

Water is wet, UN Official Warns.

[–] SarcasticMan 36 points 4 weeks ago

All you have to do is look at the proposed tax plans and you know exactly why. These money-hoarding shit stains on humanity can't spare a dime.

[–] SarcasticMan 2 points 4 weeks ago

I am all for giving everyone a gun, guns all around!

Give a man a gun and he is gun for the gun, teach a man to gun and he can gun for the gun of his gun.

[–] SarcasticMan 23 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

The only real solution to this is to arm the Election Officials with M4 rifles and train them to water the Tree of Liberty with the blood of every mother's son of these shitsniffers. Give them all "Come and Take Them" flags to fly and little bunkers. They can say things like "You and what army?" Or "The day you murder my children is the day Abraham Lincoln comes back to life and takes a shit in my kitchen." Train the kids on the Glock 19 platform and hand-to-hand combat. Let's get proactive here and safeguard the future of our democracy.

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